29, Jan 2012 31 notes
  1. drinkthe-koolaid: brooklynmutt: “I don’t know who Miss Daisy there thinks she’s talking to.” - Bill Maher Both sides win in Brewer-Obama tiff - Jan Brewer - Salon Best quote from the article: “I can understand why Brewer might have felt a bit insecure during her meeting with President Obama, because he is a pretty smart guy and she is an idiot.”

    drinkthe-koolaid:

    brooklynmutt:

    “I don’t know who Miss Daisy there thinks she’s talking to.” - Bill Maher

    Both sides win in Brewer-Obama tiff - Jan Brewer - Salon

    Best quote from the article:

    “I can understand why Brewer might have felt a bit insecure during her meeting with President Obama, because he is a pretty smart guy and she is an idiot.”

    2. Source: drinkthe-koolaid
    29, Jan 2012 5 notes
  2. I have a pretty neck, okay?

    I have a pretty neck, okay?

    3. 29, Jan 2012 26 notes
  3. stonedcats: “Holy shit. Is that MAC ‘N’ CHEESE?!” Crunchy the cat submitted by Carolyn.

    stonedcats:

    “Holy shit. Is that MAC ‘N’ CHEESE?!”



    Crunchy the cat submitted by Carolyn.

    4. Source: stonedcats
    28, Jan 2012 2 notes

  4. When they find my lifeless body in the basement with no clue as to how I died

    I overdosed on Happy Hippos, okay?

    5. 27, Jan 2012 2 notes

  5. E-mails I send to my brother

    “Did you buy some weird ass comic book about elephants and have it sent to me by mistake?”

    6. 27, Jan 2012 1 notes

  6. sea-parrot replied to your post: I ordered an organic chemistry textbook

    WHAT

    Yeah, I don’t know, either.

    I could have gone my entire life without knowing this comic book exists, and I think I would be a better person for it. Or at least a person with an organic chemistry textbook instead of some weird comic.

    7. 27, Jan 2012 6 notes

  7. I ordered an organic chemistry textbook

    since the one I use for school is sub par (and that’s a very generous description of how shitty and inadequate and poorly written it is). I got my order today.

    I expected this:

    And I got this:

    A hardcover comic book about elephant people. It even has a fancy velvet bookmark attached to it.

    8. 27, Jan 2012 53 notes
  8. mollyfreakinpotter: amorphousblob: THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS YES OMFG GPO-MY MOTHER

    mollyfreakinpotter:

    amorphousblob:

    THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

    YES OMFG GPO-MY MOTHER

    (Source: restmychemistryy)

    9. Source: mollyfreakinpotter
    25, Jan 2012 5 notes

  9. Good things that happened today:

    • I got a 3 out of 4 on a bonus memory quiz in organic which means I got an A- on my group quiz from Friday (because the bonus points are added to it)
    • I found out I get to sleep in an extra 30 minutes on Friday.
    • Someone is buying me pizza on Tuesday as a bribe to help them study and I am STOKED.

    10. 24, Jan 2012 2 notes

  10. Cat Lady Problems:

    Wake up with uncomfortable lump under you.

    Cat toy.

    11. 23, Jan 2012 4 notes
  11. GPOY

    GPOY

    12. 23, Jan 2012 3 notes

  12. AND I WILL NOT FEEL BAD FOR STUFFING MY FACE WITH MCDONALD’S EITHER

    13. 23, Jan 2012 2 notes

  13. I was supposed to go home five hours ago.

    That should give you an idea of just how terribly this day is going.

    On my way home (whenever that ends up being), I’m going to talk to some double cheeseburgers and their McDonald’s french fry friends about it.

    14. 22, Jan 2012 3737 notes

  14. People are saying it’s too soon for Joe Paterno jokes. I guess I should wait a decade to say anything, just like he did.

    mohandasgandhi:

    (Source: thisgingersnapsback)

    15. Source: mohandasgandhi
    22, Jan 2012 333 notes
  15. ih8religion: It’s magic! -Ty

    ih8religion:

    It’s magic!

    -Ty

    16. Source: ih8religion
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